Crap Rap
by Patrick Murphy

This rap’s about crap
I want you to know
There’s crap on the ground
And crap on the snow

A lot of crappy people
been showin’ to me
they don’t give a crap
about community, or ecology

There’s crap around the churches
And crap around the schools
Why are we all dancin’
Round the little doggy doos?

Some people think it’s OK
And others think it’s fine
They think they won’t get caught
Commitin’ fecal crime

What if we took our babies
Out to the city parks
And dumped our babies diapers
Anywhere just for a lark

It would be another verse
To exactly the same song
It don’t take no flippin’ genius
To see that it’s just wrong

So keep your dogs on leashes
And pick up every crap
Or you’ll be singin’ songs in court
And fightin’ your own rap

Revolution, evolution,
heart beat true
It’s time to pay attention
to the damage doggies doo

Doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo,
Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo Doo,
(this is part of "Walk on the wild side")

If you take a walk on the wild side
Keep your doggie by your side
Don’t let your doggie run
There’s too much damage done.

R – E – S – P – E – C – T
There’s a lack of it - it seems to me
With crap on the trails and under the trees
It’s time to rewrite our priorities

Every rap has gotta end
And this one’s comin’
Don’t adapt to crap
Or we’ll all be bummin’